Tom's wonderful adventure

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A cat named Tom jumped into a place that many catman stayed and a catwoman gave this cat a magic-card that can change the cat to be a catman, so that the cat used the card to change to be a catman. A few minutes later, the cat changed to a catman and make him very happy.
        One day later, a man who named Harry Poter come to here. Harry let Tom came front him, and touched its head and said that “What a cute catman!” But Tom didn't like this behavior. So Tom shouted that “Don't do that! Then Harry killed Tom and used Tom to make a delicious and spicy and salty catman dumplings with noodles salad that salad 5555556 pound.
        In the evening this day, Tom's soul flew to the heaven and saw an old man named Gandalf. He was come from Minecraft that used to be a pro and had many fans on YouTube. Besides, he had a ruby trophy. But in an accident, he traversed to here.
       "What a sad story!” Tom said.
       "Yes, but I love here gradually." Gandalf said.
       "OK! So how to come back to that world that I came from."
       "Ah....let me think....I am sorry about that, you have no way to go back."
        "What??!!Don't talk joke!" Tom shouted and hatted ground.
        "This was fact, I can't change the fact." Gandalf sighed:"......But, maybe----I have an idea maybe can help you go back, but it was difficult to finish the goal. Listen: you must collected resurrection-flower, cited soul-bell and a drop of holy liquid, and if you really collect it, give it to me at that time, I can help you......I hope that." Gandalf said and he disappeared.
        "God!I just a soul-body!It was unpossible!No way!" But in fact, expect apart from doing this, there is no other way can help Tom go back.
        During three years, Tom tried its best to find these things that Gandalf mentioned.

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A cat named Tom jumped into a place that many catman stayed，and a catwoman gave Tom a magic-card that can change a cat into a catman. Tom used the card, a few minutes later, the cat changed to a catman, this had make him very happy.
        One day later, a man called Harry Potter(?) come to here. Harry let Tom came front to him, touched its head and said:“What a cute catman!” But Tom didn't like this. So Tom shouted:“Don't touch me!" Then Harry killed Tom and used Tom to make a delicious and spicy and salty catman dumpling with noodles and salad that saled for 5555556 pound(?).
        In the evening this day, Tom's soul flew to the heaven. Tom saw an old man named Gandalf there. He was from Minecraft and used to be a pro(?), and had many fans on YouTube. Besides, he had a ruby trophy. But in an accident, he traversed to here.
       "What a sad story!” Tom said.
       "Yes, but I become to like here gradually." Gandalf said.
       "OK! So how to go back to the world that I came from."
       "Ah....let me think....I am sorry about that, you have no way to go back."
        "What??!!Don't tell joke!" Tom shouted and hatted on the ground.
        "This was fact, I can't change it." Gandalf sighed,"......But, maybe----I have an idea that maybe can help you to go back, but it is very difficult. Listen: you must collected resurrection-flower, cited soul-bell and a drop of holy liquid, and give it to me, then I can help you......I hope I can." Gandalf said and disappeared.
        "God!I am just a soul-body!It is impossible!No way!" But in fact, expect from doing this, there was no other way can help Tom to go back.
        During three years, Tom tried its best to find the things Gandalf mentioned.

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楼上是我修改了我发现的错误之后的结果，内容基本没有修改。话说这个故事到底讲的是啥?以及为什么会有哈利波特？为什么是一分钟破案？楼主到底想干什么？为什么我要问这么多无聊的问题？

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一只名叫汤姆的猫跳进了许多猫人住的地方，一个猫女给了汤姆一张魔法卡，可以把一只猫变成猫人。汤姆用了这张卡片，几分钟后，猫变成了猫人，这让他非常开心。
一天后，一个名叫哈利波特的人来到这里。哈利让汤姆走到他面前，摸着它的头说：“多么可爱的猫啊！”但汤姆不喜欢这个。于是汤姆大声喊道：“别碰我！”然后哈利杀了汤姆，用汤姆和用面条和沙拉做了一美味辣咸的饺子，售价5555556磅。
今天晚上，汤姆的灵魂飞向了天堂。汤姆在那里看到了一位名叫甘道夫的老人。他来自《我的世界》，曾经是一名职业人士，并在YouTube上有很多粉丝。此外，他还有一个红宝石奖杯。但在一次意外中，他穿过了这里。
“一个多么悲伤的故事啊！””汤姆说。
“是的，但我开始逐渐喜欢在这里了。”甘道夫说。
“好的！”所以如何回到我来自的世界。”
“啊，让我想想……。